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#HE WAS A ROCK #SHE WAS A SANDWICH #COULD I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS #HE WANTED HER #SHE’D NEVER TELL BUT SECRETLY SHE WANTED HIM AS WELL #ALL OF HER FRIENDS STUCK UP THEIR CRUST #THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIS EARTHY COAT #HE WAS A ROCKER BOI SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER ROCK HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
#SHE’S MADE OF CHEDDAR CHEESE #BUT THOUGHT SHE’S TOO GOOD TO BE #PAIRED UP WITH THIS PIECE OF EEEEARTH
#FIVE YEARS FROM NOW SHE SITS AT HOME #HER BODY FEEDS THE CHILDREN SHE’S ALL ALONE #THEY SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV GUESS WHO SHE SEES #ROCKER BOI ROCKING UP DISCOVERY TV #SHE CALLS UP HER FRIENDS THEY ALL DON’T KNOW #THEY WERE ALREADY EATEN BEFORE THE SHOW
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