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    • tiny-septic-box-sam:

      meco-official:

      meco-official:

      great-tweets:

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      FREE HIM

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      HE CAME BACK

      Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

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    • zzazu:

      I dont think we give dogs enough credit for how brave they are for going face-first down the stairs

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    • funnytwittertweets:

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    • thebootydiaries:

      me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*

      me: *realises how ugly i am*

      me: *closes camera and acts like nothings happened*

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    • straightboyfriend:

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    • airsikhness:

      fromacomrade:

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      Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

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    • palebluepixel:
“afeelgoodblog:
“The Penguin Relationship Board
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A polycule too advanced for human minds
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      palebluepixel:

      afeelgoodblog:

      The Penguin Relationship Board

      A polycule too advanced for human minds

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    • vegan-and-sara:

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    • cyberbullyinc:

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      i cant stop fucking laughing

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    • lilstinky:
“coldthinwolf:
“волк в Зоне
A wolf looks into the camera in the abandoned village of Orevichi, Belarus
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      lilstinky:

      coldthinwolf:

      волк в Зоне

      A wolf looks into the camera in the abandoned village of Orevichi, Belarus

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    • anxietyproblem:

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    • thebootydiaries:

      trying to understand this note I left myself 5 years ago

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    • stanallah:

      funnysnake2019:

      stanallah:

      women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

      easy on the misandry, shawty.

      what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

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    • sandersstudies:

      titimylove:

      sandersstudies:

      sandersstudies:

      sandersstudies:

      So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

      Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

      I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

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      HOMEWRECKER

      get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

      She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

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      And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

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